I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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