I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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