Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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