Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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