I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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