office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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