I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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