dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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