Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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