oh god the rape fog is back!
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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