You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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