u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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