I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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