I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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