Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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