If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
