Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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