on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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