I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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