Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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