I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
