About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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