Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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