who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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