dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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