i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Ladies don't puke and tell
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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