their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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