Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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