I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
