sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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