Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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