hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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