I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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