Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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