im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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