It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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