i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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