dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Do plants get herpes?
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