I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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