You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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