Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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