So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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