i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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