Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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