I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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