their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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