I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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