I feel like I'm in dance class right now
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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