Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
soo... how was my night?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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