dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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